{"product_id":"go-ask-your-father-mother-s-day-soy-candle","title":"Go Ask Your Father Mother’s Day soy candle","description":"Funny Mother’s Day candle for moms who are done answering questions—clean cotton scent, 9oz soy candle with Gen X attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Go ask your father.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe official response to:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I want…”\u003cbr\u003e\n“Can I…”\u003cbr\u003e\n“Why can’t I…”\u003cbr\u003e\n…and every question that somehow only gets asked when you finally sit down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis candle smells like clean cotton sheets—because if you can’t escape the chaos, at least your house can pretend it’s under control.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade for moms who have answered enough questions for one lifetime and are now redirecting traffic like the exhausted legends they are.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLight it when:\u003cbr\u003e\n– the questions won’t stop\u003cbr\u003e\n– the snacks are gone (again)\u003cbr\u003e\n– you need five minutes that belong to you\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect as a funny Mother’s Day gift or a brutally honest everyday survival tool.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes the best answer is delegation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% natural soy wax\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Burns for 50–60 hours\u003cbr\u003e\n• Product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eMPopTop, inc\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx \u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"MPopTop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52890833912175,"sku":"7085915_22808","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5852\/6831\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-clean-cotton-front-69e925b00fa45.jpg?v=1785738301","url":"https:\/\/mindpopthreads.com\/products\/go-ask-your-father-mother-s-day-soy-candle","provider":"MindPop Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}