{"product_id":"i-used-to-be-fun-soy-candle","title":"I Used to Be Fun Orchid Soy Candle","description":"Remember when nights started at 10? Yeah… same.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“I used to be fun.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBack when nights started at 10… not ended at 10.\u003cbr\u003e\nBack when “just one drink” didn’t turn into a three-day recovery plan.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow? The highlight is clean sheets, canceled plans, and that last, glorious hour of sleep you’re always chasing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis candle smells like clean cotton sheets—fresh, calm, and exactly where you’d rather be.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLight it when:\u003cbr\u003e\n– staying in feels like winning\u003cbr\u003e\n– your idea of wild is uninterrupted sleep\u003cbr\u003e\n– you cancel plans and feel zero guilt\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for moms who’ve traded late nights for early bedtimes—and honestly aren’t mad about it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause fun didn’t disappear.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt just goes to bed earlier now.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% natural soy wax\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Burns for 50–60 hours\u003cbr\u003e\n• Product sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eMPopTop, inc\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx \u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"MPopTop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52890840891759,"sku":"1562562_22811","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/5852\/6831\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-sea-salt-and-orchid-front-6a702e1c17f05.jpg?v=1785737313","url":"https:\/\/mindpopthreads.com\/products\/i-used-to-be-fun-soy-candle","provider":"MindPop Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}