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Wears well to game night, a convention floor, or any Saturday where the vibe is \"I could cause a significant amount of magical damage right now.\" Also a strong gift for the person in your group who always plays the glass cannon and has absolutely no notes about it — birthday, holiday, or the post-campaign wrap-up gift that finally acknowledges what everyone already knew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMood: Lettered in arcane devastation. 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