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The red lettering is loud and chunky, the monkey is sitting there smiling with that wide painted mouth, and the whole thing sits right on the line between adorable and \"why is it looking at me.\" Anyone who's ever heard that clang in the dark and felt their stomach drop will recognize him instantly. Everyone else just gets a very well-dressed monkey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003cbr\u003e- \"Get Ready For A Surprise!\" in bold red type frames the monkey like a warning label and a party invitation at the same time\u003cbr\u003e- A cymbal monkey with red eyes, a little top hat, and gold cymbals, rendered in vintage horror toy illustration style, so Zombies players get the nod and everyone else gets a creepy-cute mystery\u003cbr\u003e- The dark brown and charcoal fur, peach accents, and wired-up box on his back give him the look of a toy that's been in the attic far too long\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho It's For\u003cbr\u003eGamers, Call of Duty Zombies loyalists, and anyone whose idea of a cute mascot has a faint whiff of dread. Wear it to the LAN party, the couch co-op session, the grocery store, or the meeting that could have been an email. It works any day of the year, and it's a solid gift for the friend who still flinches at the sound of cymbals, or for yourself, because you've earned a monkey. 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