cooties dots

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Remember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.
Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.
Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.
Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Remember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.
Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.
Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.
Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Remember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.
Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.
Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.
Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US