cooties T-Shirt

from $25.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-sRemember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.
Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.
Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.
Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now.

un cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-sRemember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.
Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.
Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.
Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now.

un cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-sRemember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.
Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.
Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.
Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now.

un cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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