I Am the Hot Flash Shirt – Menopause Humor Tee

Not all heroes wear capes—some just radiate heat like a malfunctioning toaster. “I Am the Hot Flash” is for the real MVPs of midlife: women who battle mood swings, memory lapses, and metabolic betrayal with grit, grace, and a strategically placed ice pack.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration. You’re not sweating, you’re activating. Equal parts badass and brutally honest, this tee rebrands menopause from breakdown to breakthrough.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough for sudden rage naps and breathable enough for spontaneous combustion. Lightweight cotton blend with enough give to power-walk through your third personality shift of the day.

Design Details:
High-impact typography with flame-inspired accents — a no-apologies nod to midlife meltdown mastery. Printed with high-quality DTG inks that survive hot flashes and hot washes.

Who It’s For:
Menopause warriors, HRT champions, midlife legends, and anyone who’s tired of sweating and apologizing for it.

Where to Wear:
Doctor’s offices, wine nights, hot yoga, or while storming through the day like the human furnace you are.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

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• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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