Witch Please Shirt

Witch Please shirt for cat-owning witches and sarcastic spellcasters. Vintage pinup meets feline authority. Witch, we all know who’s boss.

Once upon a system rigged against you, you decided to get loud. This shirt helps.

The Witch Please shirt channels magical sarcasm into wearable rebellion. It’s snark, style, and a callout all in one—because silence is so last season.

• Fit & Feel:
  Unisex fit that’s soft enough for casting spells or casting shade. Lightweight, breathable, and hex-resistant (probably).

  Design Details:
  Bold, cheeky lettering spells out “Witch, Please” with a wink and a warning. Optional broom, cat, or pentagram accents depending on your chosen chaos level.

  Who It’s For:
  Sassy witches, part-time spell-slingers, full-time sarcasm professionals, and anyone who prefers their magic with a side of side-eye.

  Where to Wear:
  Pumpkin patches, coven meetups, Halloween parties, or just arguing with muggles at the coffee shop.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
S | 34–36
M | 38–40
L | 42–44
XL | 46–48
2XL | 50–52
(Width = pit to pit. Length = shoulder to hem. Size up if you plan to carry the revolution on your back.)

Why You’ll Love It:

• Clear message, killer design
• Perfect gift for loud friends and quiet rebels
• Pairs well with rage and lipstick
• Protest-approved, brunch-tolerated

• Condition: New
  Fit type: Unisex sizing
  Material: Soft cotton blend
  Production: Printed in the USA
  Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
  Design: “Witch, Please” funny Halloween shirt for modern witches, sarcastic women, and spooky season lovers