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Cult Classics: Religious & Spiritual Parody Graphic Shirts

Funny Religious Shirts with a Divine Sense of Humor

Faith? Fad? Full-blown cult? We’re not here to judge—we’re just here to answer the call. Divine Hotline channels higher powers, questionable deities, and spiritual startups with a side of snark. Our funny religious shirts are perfect for believers, skeptics, and anyone who thinks scripture could use a punchline.

Whether you worship ancient gods, alien overlords, or just good design, there’s a place for you on the line. From halo-worthy slogans to graphics that toe the line between reverent and ridiculous, these tees spark conversation wherever you go.

Ideal for church picnics (if you dare), casual Fridays, or cult recruitment events (consensual ones only), they’re soft, wearable proof that spirituality doesn’t have to be serious to be meaningful.

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Bold graphic of lips with lightning and text “Smite Me Daddy” — irreverent design blending divine wrath and chaotic thirst with snarky style Smite Me, Daddy Shirt - MindPop Threads
Smite Me, Daddy Shirt
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Cartoon dog in downward dog yoga pose with text on Pink shirt Downward Dogma Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Bold text reading “Jesus Don’t Make It Weird” with subtle religious flair — irreverent design for spiritual rebels with a sense of humor Don't Make It Weird Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Meditating skeleton inside an occult-style ritual circle with text “As Within, So Without” — mystical tarot-inspired design with gothic balance vibes As Within, So Without - MindPop Threads
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Illustration of Buddha meditating in a zen garden — peaceful design blending mindfulness, humor, and a hint of passive resistance Finding Enlightenment, Please Wait Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Bold text design reading “Unpaid. Unholy. Unbothered.” with tagline “Satan’s Summer Intern” — dark humor shirt for burnout with brimstone flair Satan’s Summer Internship Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Illustrated open mouth with screaming lips and text “No Gods No Guilt” — rebellious punk design with feminist rage and anti-authority flair No Gods! No Guilt! Shirt - MindPop Threads
No Gods! No Guilt! Shirt
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Funny witchy shirt with candle-themed cult design and the phrase “The Wiccan Wick – Light It Up and Manifest the Vibe” — perfect for chaotic spiritualists and coven comedy fans The Wiccan Wick Shirt
The Wiccan Wick Shirt
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Snarky Jesus shirt with retro-style illustration and the phrase “Keep It Up and See What Happens” — sarcastic faith-based tee for spiritual rebels and boundary-setting believers Keep it UP Shirt  T-Shirt
Keep it UP Shirt
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Dark witchy shirt featuring a skeleton reading a sacred book while seated in a ritual circle — eerie design blending faith, fear, and folklore Witchcraft & Revelation Shirt  T-Shirt
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Funny Easter shirt featuring a Godzilla-style monster rising from the sea with bold text “He Is Risen” — irreverent design blending resurrection with giant monster chaos He Is Risen Shirt  T-Shirt
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Funny Buddha shirt with relaxed cartoon Buddha holding snacks — perfect for sarcastic spiritual types, casual meditators, and mellow vibe lovers Buddy Buddha Shirt  T-Shirt
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Funny Bigfoot shirt with retro-style graphic and cryptid vibes — perfect for Sasquatch fans and true believers of the blurry unknown Faith Shirt  T-Shirt
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Snarky Halloween shirt with bold text reading “Witch, Please” — playful spooky tee for sarcastic spellcasters and modern witches with attitude Witch Please Shirt  T-Shirt
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Egyptian-inspired shirt featuring a stylized feather of Ma’at and the phrase “Judged and Balanced” — funny yet spiritual tee for truth seekers and accountability queens Ma’at Judged and Balanced Shirt  T-Shirt
Ma’at Judged and Balanced Shirt
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Spiritual shirt featuring Om symbol stylized as the number 3—subtle design blending meditation, sacred geometry, and numerology ...is the Magic Number
...is the Magic Number
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Cute yet fiery graphic with text “Back from Hell” — playful, unholy design with sass, heat, and just the right dose of brimstone attitude Back from Hell Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Text-only design reading “Satan’s Summer Internship” with flaming typography — fiery, funny burnout shirt for the chronically underpaid and overheated Satan’s Summer Internship Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Bold text reading “Manifest Harder” with a crystal ball — sarcastic spiritual burnout design for the mystically frustrated and motivationally unhinged Manifest Harder Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Grumpy cartoon demon with annoyed expression and text “I Was Summoned for THIS?” — sarcastic hellspawn humor for petty earthly problems I was Summoned Shirt - MindPop Threads
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Adorable cartoon devil with text “Lil Devil, Pact Pending” — cute and chaotic design for mischief-makers still weighing their options Contract Made, Pact Pending Shirt - MindPop Threads
Contract Made, Pact Pending Shirt
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Cult-style cat shirt with bold graphic reading “Bow to the Meow” — for cat lovers who know who’s in charge Bow to the Meow Shirt - MindPop Threads
Bow to the Meow Shirt
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Retro-style shirt with cartoon Jesus giving a thumbs-up and the phrase “Your Pal, Jesus” — funny religious tee for sarcastic believers and spiritual side-eyers Your Pal Jesus Shirt  T-Shirt
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Funny yoga cult shirt for sarcastic yogis and spiritual skeptics—The Benevolent Bind blends flexibility with questionable intentions. The benevolent Bind Shirt  T-Shirt
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Funny yoga cult shirt with clean logo design and the phrase “Om-nipotent Order: Join us. We have better abs.” — perfect for sarcastic spiritualists and fit-ish followers The Om-nipotent Order Shirt  T-Shirt
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Dark raven cult shirt with eerie minimalist design and the phrase “We noticed you left” — perfect for gothic bird lovers and cryptic introverts The Unkindness Raven Cult Shirt
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Funny cat cult shirt with mystical feline design and the phrase “The Sacred Whisker” — perfect for floof worshippers and litter box disciples the Sacred Whisker Shirt
the Sacred Whisker Shirt
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Funny mystical cat cult shirt with the phrase “The Meownatic Order of the Purrrpetual Rest” — perfect for cryptic cat lovers and nap-obsessed introverts The Meownatic Order of the Purrrpetual Rest Shirt
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