Nothing says romance like the promise of hatching something beautiful... or maybe horrifying—it’s all about perspective. This tee is perfect for couples who bond over creature features and cosmic creepiness. Sweet, snarky, and just a little unsettling, it’s the ultimate way to say, “You complete my terrifying hive.” Hatch your plans, hatch your love—just maybe not an egg.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US