Nazis deserve two things: a history book and a knuckle sandwich. This design skips straight to dessert. “Punch a Nazi, Get a Cookie” isn’t just a statement—it’s a moral incentive program. Because yes, it’s always okay to punch Nazis. And if there’s a cookie in it for you? Even better.

Why You’ll Love It:

Stands up for what’s right—with sugar on top

Soft, durable fabric built for action (or snacks)

Makes your values crystal clear, in case anyone forgot

Guaranteed to upset the right people

May result in spontaneous applause… and baked goods

Rock it with pride. Bake cookies. Flatten fascism.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US