"You Don’t Want to See Me Off My HRT" – Because menopause rage makes the Hulk look like a yoga instructor.

When estrogen levels drop, so does your patience. This tee is for the women who know that HRT isn’t just a treatment—it’s the only thing standing between them and an absolute rampage. Whether you're fighting hot flashes, mood swings, or the urge to smash everything in sight, wear this as a warning: Keep me balanced, or brace for impact.

💚 Powered by science. Fueled by hormones. Prone to smashing the patriarchy.
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US