Because if I didn’t meditate this morning, someone was definitely getting throat-punched.

Why You’ll Love It:
Soft enough to lower your cortisol levels

Breathable fabric that won’t trap all that rage you're trying to release

Pairs well with incense, eye rolls, and restraining orders

Gives off “zen, but I will cut you politely” vibes

Namaste? More like Nah, I’ll stay calm so I don’t catch a case.

BECAUSE:
• “Zen is cheaper than bail.”
• “Breathing in. Not blacking out.”
• “Center yourself before you center someone else.”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US