Not exactly in the Bible, but it feels like it should be. This shirt captures the holy mood swing between “love thy neighbor” and “flip a table.” Perfect for anyone who’s just one more stupid question away from a Second Coming-level meltdown. WWJD? Probably this.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Heavenly soft, just like forgiveness (but with more attitude)
• Eye-roll ready for brunch, church, or passive-aggressive family gatherings
• Pairs well with sandals and righteous indignation
• A subtle warning to the sinners in your life

Go ahead. Try it. See what happens. 🙃



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US