Who needs roses when your love transcends galaxies? This Valentine’s Day, ditch the mushy clichés and go interstellar with our snark-tastic alien tee. Featuring a charming extraterrestrial and the totally-not-creepy declaration, “My heart beats in light years for you,” it’s perfect for those who want to say “I love you” without losing their edge. Sweet, but make it sci-fi.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US