When you don’t have the time or the energy. “Not Even” is the ultimate GenX response to drama, demands, or anything that deserves a raised eyebrow and a hard pass. It’s not no… it’s not even close. Perfect for the emotionally unavailable and gloriously unbothered.

Why You’ll Love It:

Peak GenX side-eye in two words

Makes it clear you are not participating

Pairs well with silence and eye rolls

Soft enough to nap in during your scheduled apathy

Because sometimes, nope isn’t strong enough. You need a “Not Even.”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US