Let’s be honest—this whole “calm” thing isn’t just for enlightenment. It’s so you don’t wind up on the news. Meditation, breathwork, yoga… all just cheaper alternatives to bail money and court fees.

Why You’ll Love It:
Soft enough to tame your inner chaos

Stretchy enough to survive your third downward dog tantrum

Subtle warning to everyone around you: this is you trying

Helps you breathe in serenity, exhale criminal intent

Stay grounded. Stay out of jail. You’re welcome.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US