Relax, rewind, and channel your inner GenX legend with this nostalgic nod to a simpler time when all you needed was a quick comeback to diffuse the drama.

Why You’ll Love It:

Retro-inspired design for peak nostalgia vibes
Perfect for repping the golden age of sarcasm
Soft, breathable fabric made for all-day comfort
Bold yet subtle message that speaks louder than words
Slip into this piece of iconic GenX wisdom and remind everyone to calm down—without saying a word.

Tags: GenX, nostalgia, humor, retro, vibes, sarcastic style


We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US