Suddenly, younger generations wanna poke the bear... Oh, sweet summer snowflakes, unaware they’re stepping into the Thunderdome of verbal carnage. They’ve never mastered the sacred art of our battle-hardened clapbackery or faced the unbreakable Armor of Sticks and Stones. We weren’t just raised—we were forged in the fiery chaos of Neglect and Latchkey Survival Mode™. Our self-sufficiency isn’t just a skill; it’s a superpower. And the ultimate reward? The glorious, unshakable gift of NOT GIVING A SINGLE F.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity and shape retention
- Twill tape shoulder tape for stability
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability
- Made from 100% cotton for a strong and smooth fabric
- Semi-fitted and tear away label for comfort and versatility

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean