Smiles are melting, vibes are crashing, and hope is buffering. “Optimism Failing” captures that moment when the fake smile slips and reality peeks through—like a glitch in the Matrix, but with more caffeine and fewer answers. Featuring a melting smiley face, this design is your wearable warning label for anyone asking you to “just think positive.”

Why You’ll Love It:

Perfect for when you’re emotionally buffering

Soft, comfy, and pairs well with apathy

Melting smiley says what your face can’t anymore

Great for therapy… or avoiding it

It’s not a breakdown—it’s a vibe shift

For anyone hanging on by a sarcastic thread—we see you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US