Welcome to the purring presence of the One True Meowssiah—where cat hair is sacred, tuna is currency, and laser pointers are tools of divine judgment. This design channels retro propaganda, religious iconography, and just the right amount of crazy-eye energy into a wearable indoctrination tool for proud members of the cult of cat.

Why You’ll Love It:

Hypnotic eyes guaranteed to convert any dog lover within a 3-foot radius

Minimalist design with max-level weird energy

Perfect for cat worshippers, meme zealots, and graphic tee snobs

Ideal for summoning snacks or manipulating your human servants

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. All hail the One True Meowssiah.
Tag us when the indoctrination begins.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US