Every eternity has an HR department.
Behold the Employee of the Month wall you didn’t ask for — a gallery of divine awkwardness, captured in forced portraits worthy of a strip mall photo studio and a retail breakroom shrine. From enlightenment to obliteration, these spiritual icons are now forever immortalized in the same style Best Buy used in 1997.

Uncomfortably lit. Unwillingly posed. Undeniably holy.

🔍 Why You’ll Love It:
Divine figures, captured at their most humanly over-it

Perfect for skeptics, seekers, and sarcastic saints

Screen-printed awkwardness that pairs with any existential crisis

Makes “blessed” feel like a performance review

Slightly sacred. Mostly satire. Spiritually beige.
Wear it like you’re clocking in to dismantle belief systems from within.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US