This Valentine’s Day, go full-on cosmic flirt with our alien tee that boldly proclaims, “You’re the only life form I want to invade.” Equal parts sweet and snarky, it’s the perfect gift for that special someone who doesn’t mind a little intergalactic mischief with their romance. Warning: May cause excessive blushing and/or abduction jokes.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US