Is it sass? Is it shade? Is it social commentary disguised as a shirt? Yes. Yes. And absolutely. “Let’s Pretend You Can Read” is the ultimate passive-aggressive mic drop, planted right where wandering eyes tend to land. Whether you’re rocking this at brunch, the bookstore, or your last nerve’s limit, it says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

Why You’ll Love It:

Bold front text that does the talking

Perfect for introverts, extroverts, and everyone tired of being interrupted

Soft, comfy fit for casual days or chaotic energy

Guaranteed to trigger at least one awkward chuckle

Wear it with pride, wear it with sarcasm, just don’t wear it to parent-teacher night. (Or do. We support chaos.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US