For the men whose eyes never quite make it to the punchline. This painfully honest design serves as a preemptive strike against wandering stares—because if you're gonna look, at least pretend to have a plot. Equal parts petty and pointed, it’s the wardrobe version of a slow, sarcastic clap.

Why You’ll Love It
👀 Built-in eye-roll protection
📚 Snarky enough to sting, subtle enough to stay cute
💬 Says what you're thinking without saying a word
🖕 Perfect for coffee shops, bars, and family functions (if you’re bold like that)

Look at you, breaking the fourth wall and the patriarchy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US