For the ones who run on caffeine, spite, and flawless passive-aggression.
This classic clip-art-style cat has been through 47 email threads and three cups of coffee—before lunch. It's got corporate apathy in its eyes and unspoken vengeance in its paws. Whether you're silently judging in meetings or just pretending to work while doomscrolling, this shirt does all the talking you’re too tired for.

Why You’ll Love It:

That perfect balance of burnt-out and bulletproof.

Clip-art cat = peak 90s office nostalgia.

Makes an excellent HR-friendly warning sign.

Coffee not included, but highly encouraged.

Wear it to survive the workday. Or just to let Carol from accounting know you’re not the one.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US