This is not a drill—or a scratching post. Meet the enforcer of feline justice, laying down the litter box law one purrpetrator at a time. “I Am the Paw” is for anyone who knows their cat isn’t just a pet—it’s the judge, jury, and nap enforcement unit. Badge? Check. Attitude? Cattitude. This is justice with whiskers.

Why You’ll Love It:

Perfect blend of parody and power—like RoboCop but fuzzier

Sharp lines and sharper claws in a clean, commanding design

For fans of cats, chaos, and crime-fighting fluffballs

Makes an arresting gift for the feline-obsessed or pun lovers

Serve. Purrtect. Meowforce of nature.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US