Hot Flash Vintage: Still Blazing, Just in Retro Mode

Once upon a time, The Flash was the fastest thing around… but then you hit midlife. Now, you're breaking records in temperature spikes and sudden wardrobe changes. This vintage-style tee is for the seasoned heatwave hero—fighting chills one second and fanning like a 1920s flapper the next. A throwback look for those who know that real power isn’t in speed—it’s in surviving a full-on internal combustion.

🔥 Classic. Timeless. Slightly overheated.

Tags: vintage t-shirt, menopause humor, superhero parody, retro style, midlife crisis

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US