Contract Made Pact Pending Shirt – Occult Humor Tee

An occult humor shirt featuring “Contract Made, Pact Pending – I Was Summoned.” Witchy, witty, and darkly playful.

Contract made.

Pact pending.

I was summoned.

This occult humor shirt plays with ritual language and supernatural bureaucracy, turning summoning lore into deadpan declaration. The phrase lands absurd and mystical at once — cosmic forces treated like paperwork.

It reads witty rather than dark, celebrating occult aesthetics through modern humor framing. The tone feels arcane, dry, and knowingly summoned.

Circle drawn.
Terms unclear.
Presence confirmed.

Why You’ll Love It
occult humor theme
summoning lore parody
witchy wordplay vibe
arcane comedy tone

Where To Wear
casual days
spooky season
alt gatherings
occult events
everyday wear

Who It’s For
witchy humor fans
occult aesthetic lovers
alt personalities
dark comedy fans
summoning enthusiasts

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

see size chart

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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