I See the Assassins Failed Graphic Tee
ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING
- 100% COTTON
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
!! ONE PRICE - EVERY SIZE !!
A dark humor greeting shirt featuring the line “Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.” Dry, absurd, and delightfully dramatic.
Good morning.
I see the assassins have failed.
This dark humor shirt turns a polite daily greeting into theatrical survival sarcasm, implying existence itself is an inconvenience someone tried to correct. The contrast between cheerful opening and fatalistic punchline is what makes the joke land.
It reads dry rather than violent — melodrama framed as morning routine. The tone fits perfectly with deadpan personalities who treat waking up as an unfortunate continuation.
Still alive.
Mildly annoyed.
Day continues.
Why You’ll Love It
dark greeting humor
absurd dramatic tone
deadpan sarcasm vibe
unexpected morning joke
Where To Wear
casual days
work or school
social outings
everyday wear
sleep-deprived mornings
Who It’s For
dark humor fans
night owls
dramatic personalities
sarcasm lovers
tired humans
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.
• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
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I See the Assassins Failed Graphic Tee