Happy Allergy Season - Funny Spring Graphic Tee
ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING
- 100% COTTON
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
!! ONE PRICE - EVERY SIZE !!
Nothing says “I love spring” like puffy eyes, uncontrollable sneezing, and debating whether you’re dying or just mildly allergic to life. “Happy Allergy Season” is your wearable PSA that pollen is personal and nature has it out for you.
Perfect for antihistamine junkies, tissue hoarders, and anyone who’s ever looked like they lost a bar fight with a flower bush. Bold, sarcastic, and infinitely relatable, this shirt warns others before you start leaking.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit ideal for surviving pollen clouds, spontaneous sneezing fits, and regrettable outdoor gatherings. Lightweight, breathable cotton blend to keep you as comfortable as possible while nature attacks.
Design Details:
Bold, ironic lettering with maximum springtime side-eye — the floral equivalent of a rage sneeze. Printed with high-quality DTG inks that won’t fade, even after repeated washes and allergy med cycles.
Who It’s For:
Hay fever victims, antihistamine lifers, tissue hoarders, and anyone slowly unraveling with every bloom.
Where to Wear:
Pharmacies, outdoor events you instantly regret, plant-filled offices, or while crying through spring like a champ.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.
• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
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Happy Allergy Season - Funny Spring Graphic Tee