- Sku: 1586823_21593
- Vendor: MindPop Threads
Hay Fever Monster
$34.95
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Springtime graphic tee featuring a cursed flower bush monster for your plant lover. Soft unisex shirt for allergy season survivors, monster lovers, and chaos bloomers.
Cute? Maybe. Cursed? Absolutely. Meet HayFever—the deceptively adorable flower bush that comes with pollen, fangs, and a vendetta against your sinuses. This wordless graphic tee is proof that not every bloom is a blessing. Some are just chaos in chlorophyll form.
Perfect for allergy sufferers, spring haters, and monster enthusiasts, this design makes your antihistamines nervous and your tissues feel validated. Whether you’re sneezing, snarking, or just blooming with bad vibes, HayFever is here to ruin spring in style.
Floral. Ferocious. Full of spores.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re sneezing through pollen season or hiding from daylight. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for sufferers, cynics, and cryptid fans alike.
Design Details:
Front print graphic featuring a monstrous flower bush with a cursed grin. High-quality DTG inks keep the design vibrant through allergy season after allergy season.
Who It’s For:
Allergy warriors, spring skeptics, monster fans, and anyone who believes nature is out to get them.
Where to Wear:
Spring festivals, doctor’s offices, monster movie marathons, or anywhere you want to bloom with menace.
Cute? Maybe. Cursed? Absolutely. Meet HayFever—the deceptively adorable flower bush that comes with pollen, fangs, and a vendetta against your sinuses. This wordless graphic tee is proof that not every bloom is a blessing. Some are just chaos in chlorophyll form.
Perfect for allergy sufferers, spring haters, and monster enthusiasts, this design makes your antihistamines nervous and your tissues feel validated. Whether you’re sneezing, snarking, or just blooming with bad vibes, HayFever is here to ruin spring in style.
Floral. Ferocious. Full of spores.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re sneezing through pollen season or hiding from daylight. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for sufferers, cynics, and cryptid fans alike.
Design Details:
Front print graphic featuring a monstrous flower bush with a cursed grin. High-quality DTG inks keep the design vibrant through allergy season after allergy season.
Who It’s For:
Allergy warriors, spring skeptics, monster fans, and anyone who believes nature is out to get them.
Where to Wear:
Spring festivals, doctor’s offices, monster movie marathons, or anywhere you want to bloom with menace.
See Description for Material List AND Care Instructions
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, BPA, phthalates, azo dyes level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Hay Fever Monster