Hay Fever Monster
ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING
- 100% COTTON
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
!! ONE PRICE - EVERY SIZE !!
Springtime graphic tee featuring a cursed flower bush monster for your plant lover. Soft unisex shirt for allergy season survivors, monster lovers, and chaos bloomers.
Cute? Maybe. Cursed? Absolutely. Meet HayFever—the deceptively adorable flower bush that comes with pollen, fangs, and a vendetta against your sinuses. This wordless graphic tee is proof that not every bloom is a blessing. Some are just chaos in chlorophyll form.
Perfect for allergy sufferers, spring haters, and monster enthusiasts, this design makes your antihistamines nervous and your tissues feel validated. Whether you’re sneezing, snarking, or just blooming with bad vibes, HayFever is here to ruin spring in style.
Floral. Ferocious. Full of spores.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re sneezing through pollen season or hiding from daylight. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for sufferers, cynics, and cryptid fans alike.
Design Details:
Front print graphic featuring a monstrous flower bush with a cursed grin. High-quality DTG inks keep the design vibrant through allergy season after allergy season.
Who It’s For:
Allergy warriors, spring skeptics, monster fans, and anyone who believes nature is out to get them.
Where to Wear:
Spring festivals, doctor’s offices, monster movie marathons, or anywhere you want to bloom with menace.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.
• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
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Hay Fever Monster