Perimenopause Brain Shirt – Midlife Humor Tee

A relatable perimenopause humor shirt about midlife brain fog and mental chaos. Honest, funny, and hormonally accurate.

Perimenopause brain.

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This midlife humor shirt captures the cognitive rollercoaster of hormonal transition — memory slips, lost words, wandering thoughts, and the surreal feeling of your brain temporarily going offline. The humor lands in recognition rather than complaint.

It speaks to shared experience among those navigating perimenopause, turning frustration into solidarity and laughter. The tone stays warm and self-aware, acknowledging change without shame.

Thought lost.
Word missing.
Carry on.

Why You’ll Love It
relatable midlife humor
perimenopause recognition
honest shared experience
light self-awareness tone

Where To Wear
casual days
social outings
wellness spaces
friend gatherings
everyday wear

Who It’s For
midlife women
perimenopause community
hormone humor fans
Gen X women
self-aware wearers

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

see size chart

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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