Our Shirts Are Changing. We Are Not.

Some designs are getting bolder, simpler, and screen-print-ready. The humor is staying exactly as unhinged as always.

If you've been browsing lately, you may have noticed something.

Some of our newer designs look... different. Bolder. Cleaner. Maybe using fewer colors than the stuff you're used to.

No, your eyes aren't broken. Cute of you to check, though.

We're starting to redesign some of our favorite shirts with one goal: getting them ready for small-batch screen printing.

Before anyone spirals — as of July 2026, we are not screen printing yet. Every shirt you order right now is still made through our current print-on-demand partners. Nothing about your order is changing. We're just doing our homework early, like the overachievers we secretly are.

Screen Printing Just Hits Different

Vintage concert tees didn't survive thirty years by accident.

You know the shirt. The one that's fifteen years old, been through a thousand washes, three questionable relationships, and somehow still looks better than half your closet.

That's screen printing.

Instead of spraying tiny ink droplets onto fabric, screen printing pushes ink through a stencil, one color at a time. The result is bold, textured, and built to outlive your regrets.

Why the Designs Look Simpler

Fewer colors. Zero less personality.

Screen printing doesn't love gradients, blends, or fifty tiny details you'd need a magnifying glass to appreciate. It wants strong shapes and a limited palette — which sounds like a downgrade until you realize it's actually harder.

Every line has to earn its spot. Every color has to matter. Saying more with less is a skill, not a shortcut, and frankly we're a little smug about how well we do it.

Small Batch, On Purpose

We're not trying to become a shirt factory.

Print-on-demand has kept us from sitting on a warehouse full of shirts nobody wanted. That instinct isn't going anywhere. When we eventually flip the switch to screen printing, the plan is small runs, limited drops, and printing more only when it actually makes sense — not because we can.

We're not pretending making clothes has zero impact. It doesn't. But there's a difference between thoughtful production and just cranking out inventory to fill a warehouse, and we know which one we'd rather be.

What Doesn't Change

You'll probably see both styles around for a while. Some designs stay exactly as they are. Others get a glow-up — bolder lines, tighter palettes, that classic screen-print texture.

Same sarcasm. Same Gen X attitude. Same shirts that say the thing you were already thinking.

We're just building it so it lasts.