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📱 For Android
Join Official Beta Testing
Be part of the inner circle. Join the Google Group now, and in 2 weeks when the app launches on Google Play, you'll get an invite to test it before the public release.
- Join now via Google Group
- Get invited to download beta in 2 weeks
- Help shape the final app with your feedback
- Receive a gift for being an official beta tester
- Automatic updates throughout beta period
Join the Google Group today → Download beta app in 2 weeks → Get your tester gift!
Or Use It Right Now
Don't want to wait? Add it to your home screen from your browser and start using it today.
Open App NowHow to Add to Home Screen:
- Tap the button above to open the app
- In Chrome, tap the menu (⋮) → "Add to Home screen"
- Tap "Add" and the app icon appears on your home screen
- Done! Works just like any other app
🍎 For iPhone
Add to Home Screen
Install the app directly from Safari — no App Store needed. It works just like a native app.
Open AppHow to Add to Home Screen:
- Tap the button above to open the app in Safari
- Tap the Share button (square with arrow pointing up)
- Scroll down and tap "Add to Home Screen"
- Tap "Add" in the top right
- Done! The app icon appears on your home screen
💻 For Desktop Users
Send to Your Phone
This app is designed for mobile. Text yourself the link and install it on your phone for the best experience.
Or Use It Here
You can also bookmark it and use it on desktop, but it's best experienced on mobile for the full magic 8-ball effect.
Open App AnywayFound a Bug? Got an Idea?
Submit feedback and get a free gift! Android users who submit will also be invited to join our official beta testing program.