Bulking Gummi Bear Shirt – I’m Not Fat I’m Bulking Gym Tee

A funny gym parody shirt featuring a bulking gummy bear and classic fitness humor. Cute, ironic, and workout-culture approved.

I’m not fat.
I’m bulking.

And this gummi bear is fully committed.

This gym humor shirt swaps the usual fitness mascot for the softest possible bulk icon — a candy bear mid mass-gain era. The contrast is the joke: bodybuilding logic applied to something literally made of sugar.

It hits that familiar gym culture phase where extra padding is clearly strategic, temporary, and absolutely part of the plan. The gummy bear adds playful absurdity, turning what could be harsh body humor into something light, self-aware, and universally funny.

Bulking season.
But make it candy.

Why You’ll Love It
cute gym parody humor
playful fitness culture joke
candy mascot absurdity
relatable bulking theme

Where To Wear
gym sessions
lifting days
fitness classes
casual workouts
everyday humor

Who It’s For
lifters
gym humor fans
fitness enthusiasts
candy lovers
bulking season survivors

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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