Cooties Retro Graphic Shirt – Childhood Throwback Humor Tee

A bold retro nostalgia shirt celebrating the ultimate childhood menace: cooties. Playful, sarcastic, and proudly immature throwback humor.

Remember when cooties were a legitimate public health crisis?

Like — social distancing, but with screaming.

This retro graphic shirt resurrects the most irrational childhood fear ever declared on a playground. The word “Cooties” hits with instant recognition, tapping straight into recess politics, fake contamination zones, and the absolute certainty that someone had them and you absolutely did not.

The bold retro styling amplifies that throwback energy, giving the joke a classic arcade-era punch while keeping the message blunt and ridiculous. It’s childish on purpose — the kind of humor that only gets better when worn by fully grown adults.

No deeper meaning.
No life lesson.
Just vintage playground chaos.

Why You’ll Love It
pure nostalgia humor
bold retro graphic energy
playfully immature joke
instant recognition factor

Where To Wear
casual days
retro events
school or campus
friend hangouts
everyday humor

Who It’s For
Gen X nostalgia fans
retro humor lovers
sarcastic personalities
throwback culture fans
playful adults

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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