Gag Me with a Spoon - Retro 80s Slang Graphic Tee
ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING
- 100% cotton.
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
The ultimate throwback insult. This Gen X classic brings peak valley girl sarcasm to anyone cramping your style.
Some things are just so grody to the max. Whether it’s bad vibes, lame trends, or people who still think frosted tips are in, this shirt says what you’re too bored to repeat. Straight outta the Valley and deep-fried in Gen X sarcasm, this design is the eye roll you can wear.
Perfect for nostalgia junkies, retro slang enthusiasts, or anyone who peaked around the time of cassette mixtapes and mall bangs.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit perfect for rolling your eyes in comfort — lightweight enough for side-eye marathons and sarcastic brunches.
Design Details:
Bright, retro lettering channeling peak 1980s mall-rat attitude — dramatic, nostalgic, and slightly nauseated.
Who It’s For:
Gen X drama queens, 80s babies, Valley Girls, and anyone who still talks in vintage sarcasm.
Where to Wear:
Throwback parties, retro diners, mall escalators, or while judging literally everything.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.
• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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Gag Me with a Spoon - Retro 80s Slang Graphic Tee