Go Ask Your Father Mother’s Day soy candle

Funny Mother’s Day candle for moms who are done answering questions—clean cotton scent, 9oz soy candle with Gen X attitude.

“Go ask your father.”

The official response to:
“I want…”
“Can I…”
“Why can’t I…”
…and every question that somehow only gets asked when you finally sit down.

This candle smells like clean cotton sheets—because if you can’t escape the chaos, at least your house can pretend it’s under control.

Made for moms who have answered enough questions for one lifetime and are now redirecting traffic like the exhausted legends they are.

Light it when:
– the questions won’t stop
– the snacks are gone (again)
– you need five minutes that belong to you

Perfect as a funny Mother’s Day gift or a brutally honest everyday survival tool.

Because sometimes the best answer is delegation.

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MPopTop, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From music and gaming to Halloween, animals, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

Designed for the generation that survived lawn darts, dial-up, and being told to figure it out ourselves.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, BPA, phthalates, azo dyes level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.