Tank Built for Bad Decisions RPG Gamer Tee

$29.95 USD

ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING

100% COTTON
WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES

!! ONE PRICE - EVERY SIZE !!

Color: Vintage Black

Size: XS

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Product Description

A retro badge graphic tee for RPG tank players, featuring "TANK — Built for Bad Decisions" in bold distressed typography around a knight helmet with lightning bolts and runes. Bella+Canvas unisex tee, 100% cotton (no poly), true to size, size-inclusive. Made to order, DTG printed.

You didn't roll a tank because you play it safe.

You rolled a tank because someone had to, and also you have a type.

The knight helmet is coral-red and battle-worn, the runes say something ancient and probably ominous, and the lightning bolts make the whole thing feel less like a class choice and more like a personal brand. "Built for Bad Decisions" isn't a confession — it's a philosophy. This is what it looks like when the tank main stops apologizing for pulling aggro and gets a shirt about it instead.

Why You'll Love It

- The retro badge design treats "I'm the tank" with the same gravitas as a varsity letter — earned, slightly chaotic, and not up for discussion

- Coral knight helmet, mint distressed type, runes, lightning bolts — the color story alone communicates that whoever's wearing this has a very specific relationship with aggression management

- A badge for the player whose idea of "the plan" is "I'll just walk in first and we'll figure it out" — and who hasn't been wrong yet

Who It's For

Tank mains, front-liners, and anyone whose party has texted "please just let me handle one fight without pulling the whole dungeon" at least once. Works for the RPG player who's been running the same tank build for six years and has exactly zero regrets, the tabletop group member who always ends up absorbing the consequences of everyone else's choices, or the D&D player who picked paladin and meant it. A solid birthday gift for the person in your campaign who genuinely enjoys blocking a doorway and making it everyone's problem — or a self-purchase for the tank who's done explaining their decision-making process and would rather just wear it.

Mood: Built different, full HP, zero chill about it.

Materials

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

Size Chart

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Care

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

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