Not Crying Just Blinking Aggressively Shirt – Funny Emotion Tee

Funny emotional support shirt for anyone barely holding it together. Perfect for sarcasm lovers, introverts, and unhinged eye dabbers.

Not Crying Just Blinking Aggressively
For those moments when the tears technically haven’t fallen yet. This shirt is for the emotionally stable-ish, the mentally spicy, and anyone whose default setting is “hanging in there, barely.” Whether you’re dodging feelings, deadlines, or human interaction, this design says it all—without saying a word. Just blink. Aggressively.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit soft enough to cry in, tough enough to pretend you’re not. Lightweight, breathable, and denial-friendly.

Design Details:
Clean, bold text reads: “Not Crying, Just Blinking Aggressively.” Pairs well with strained smiles, repressed emotions, and half-finished therapy goals.

Who It’s For:
Introverts, over-analyzers, sarcasm junkies, and anyone managing their emotional spiral with caffeine and dry humor.

Where to Wear:
Work. Therapy. Family dinner. Anywhere you’re not crying—you’re just blinking... very... hard.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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