Outlook Not Great
Beta Launch
Unsolicited advice from 1987, plus secret daily discount codes for MindPop. Join the Android beta testing group now.
Life's not a participation trophy ceremony. Sometimes you need straight talk from someone who survived the '80s without helmets, seatbelts, or feelings check-ins.
Outlook Not Great delivers exactly that: snarky, no-nonsense GenX wisdom for whatever's got you wound up today. Love life in shambles? Work drama? Money stress? Family dysfunction? We've got advice your therapist won't give you.

But here's the real reason to download it:
Every single day you open the app, you get a secret MindPop discount code. Could be free shipping. Could be a percentage off. You won't know until you shake it. Plus exclusive holiday deals that drop automatically throughout the year.
The code changes daily. Want to shop? Check the app first. New deal waiting.
📱 For Android Users: Join the Beta
We're launching on Google Play soon, but we need beta testers first. Here's how to get early access:
Step 1: Join the Testing Group
- Email test-magic@googlegroups.com with the subject line "Join Outlook Not Great Beta" Or visit the Google Group directly and request to join
- Wait for approval (usually within 24 hours)
Step 2: Opt Into Testing
- Once you're in the group, click this link:
https://play.google.com/apps/testing/com.dysdoli.outlooknotgreat - Tap "Become a tester"
- Download the app from Google Play Store
- Done! You're in.
⚠️ Having Trouble Signing Up?
Report the issue using the form below and we'll send you a 10% off code as a thank you for helping us fix it.
🍎 For iPhone Users
📲 Stay Tuned!
An iPhone-optimized version is coming soon. We're working on making it perfect for Safari and iOS home screen installation.
Sign up below to get notified when it drops.
What You'll Get
- Snarky GenX advice for love, work, money, family, and general life chaos
- Secret daily discount codes — free shipping, percentage off, or holiday specials
- Automatic holiday deals for Valentine's, Tax Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas
- Zero AI corporate speak — just straight talk from 1987
- No ads, no tracking, no feelings
Got Feedback? Found a Bug?
We want to hear from you. Report issues, suggest features, or just tell us what you think.
Bonus: If you report a legitimate bug or signup problem, we'll send you a 10% off code as thanks.
By submitting, you'll also get updates when we launch publicly and when the iPhone version drops.
For entertainment purposes only.
If you need actual therapy, get actual therapy.
Outlook Not Great is a MindPop production. Because sometimes you need tough love from someone who survived the '80s.