Om-nipotent Order Yoga Tee — Funny Cult Shirt

A funny yoga shirt featuring “Om-nipotent Order.” Spiritual parody with cult-style humor and yoga wordplay.

Om-nipotent order.

Enlightenment scheduled.

This yoga parody shirt blends spiritual language with mock-organizational authority, turning sacred sound into structured devotion humor. The phrase lands clever and absurd — cosmic power, administrative tone.

It reads playful rather than mocking, celebrating yoga culture with affectionate satire. The tone feels witty, calm, and knowingly cult-adjacent.

Chant aligned.
Mats placed.
Order absolute.

Why You’ll Love It
yoga wordplay humor
spiritual parody theme
cult style joke
meditation culture satire

Where To Wear
yoga class
pilates
studio sessions
casual days
wellness spaces

Who It’s For
yoga lovers
spiritual humor fans
wellness enthusiasts
cult parody fans
wordplay lovers

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

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• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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