Sanity Potion Spell Book - Witchy HRT Graphic Tee

Vintage apothecary meets hormone humor in this spell-book style “Sanity Sold Separately” shirt. Perfectly witchy, mildly unhinged, and seasonally on brand.

If you’ve ever looked at your hormone regimen and thought, “Double, double, toil and seriously, where’s my sanity?”—this shirt gets you. Designed to mimic a Wiccan spell book, this hauntingly clever graphic blends estrogen patches, progesterone bottles, and testosterone gel into a potion recipe worthy of any high-functioning hag.

It’s witchcraft for the medically managed. A vintage apothecary aesthetic with a side of snark. Wear it to your next coven meeting, doctor’s appointment, or dramatic exit from a Whole Foods. Especially perfect for Halloween—but honestly, this kind of mental instability brews year-round.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with soft, breathable fabric — cozy enough for moon rituals, breakdowns, or both at once.

Design Details:
Old spell book illustration with magical detailing and sarcastic label — potion aesthetics meet hormonal realism.

Who It’s For:
Witches, midlife potion makers, perimenopausal spellcasters, and anyone who’s ever Googled “herbs for rage.”

Where to Wear:
Witch markets, hormone support groups, crystal shops, or while stirring the cauldron of your last nerve.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

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