Cooties Dots Shirt – Retro 80s Nostalgia Tee

A playful retro cooties shirt with colorful dot graphics and 80s childhood nostalgia energy. Bold, silly, and throwback fun.

Cooties.

Highly contagious.
Socially devastating.
Scientifically imaginary.

This retro nostalgia shirt revives the playground panic of childhood cooties lore, where invisible germs determined friendships, crushes, and social survival. The dot graphics echo that cartoon germ aesthetic — bright, absurd, and unmistakably 80s.

It reads gleefully immature in the best way, celebrating the ridiculous logic of childhood rules and social rituals. The humor lands in shared memory: you avoided them, accused them, or definitely had them.

Contact made.
Status ruined.
Childhood classic.

Why You’ll Love It
80s childhood nostalgia
playground humor theme
retro germ graphics
silly throwback energy

Where To Wear
casual days
retro events
Gen X gatherings
social outings
everyday wear

Who It’s For
Gen Xers
nostalgia lovers
retro humor fans
playful personalities
childhood culture fans

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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