Eat Rich Heritage Blend Graphic Tee
ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING
- 100% COTTON
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
!! ONE PRICE - EVERY SIZE !!
Eat Rich Heritage Blend. A dark anti-capitalist satire shirt styled like vintage coffee branding — class critique humor with sharp graphic irony.
Single origin.
Ethically sourced.
Extremely wealthy.
This anti-capitalist satire shirt reimagines “eat the rich” as a mock heritage coffee blend, turning class commentary into packaging parody. The familiar café aesthetic collides with political humor, creating that unmistakable MindPop mix of clever and confrontational.
The joke lands in recognition: artisanal branding language applied to extreme wealth, as if inequality itself were a premium consumable product. It’s absurd, biting, and visually clean enough to read before the realization hits.
The design leans vintage coffee label style with structured typography and balanced layout, giving the satire authenticity and graphic clarity. It wears like culture critique disguised as lifestyle branding.
Because some blends are harder to swallow.
Why You’ll Love It
Anti-capitalist parody concept
Vintage coffee label style
Clever class satire humor
Clean structured typography
Smart visual irony
Where to Wear
Urban streetwear outfits
Cafés or social spaces
Protests or rallies
Casual daily wear
Layered statement looks
Who It’s For
Political satire fans
Coffee culture lovers
Anti-capitalist voices
Design humor enthusiasts
Statement tee wearers
The Care
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Medium iron. Do not dry clean.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.
• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Eat Rich Heritage Blend Graphic Tee