HRT Sanity Sold Separately - Menopause Graphic Tee

Sanity? Optional. Hormones? Mandatory. This bold HRT shirt features apothecary-style graphics of estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone—with zero chill.

Sanity wasn’t included, but the side effects sure were. This shirt is your midlife mantra, starring three magical ingredients: estrogen (patch), progesterone (pill), and testosterone (gel). Together, they form the unholy trinity of modern survival—delivered in a design that channels vintage apothecary meets back-alley potion shop.

Perfect for hormone warriors, perimenopausal punks, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void during a hot flash, this design doesn’t whisper empowerment—it slaps it on the label and sells it wholesale.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough for hormonal chaos and breathable enough to survive the next mood swing.

Design Details:
Three stylized potion bottles with apothecary labels for E, P, and T — old-school charm with modern hormone energy and zero apologies.

Who It’s For:
HRT users, menopause rebels, trans warriors, and anyone managing their chemical chaos like a potion master.

Where to Wear:
Doctor appointments, pharmacy trips, LGBTQ+ pride events, or while hexing hormonal imbalance with a side-eye.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

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