Muppet Shirt – Retro Puppet Humor Tee

This shirt brings pure Muppet energy—loud, weird, and questionably supervised. “Felt Cute, Might Scream Later” features hairy, monster-style lettering with oversized googly eyes, delivering full-on unhinged puppet vibes. Perfect for anyone who lives somewhere between adorable and slightly deranged.

Whether you’re the chaos gremlin of the friend group or just vibing like a feral puppet on a sugar high, this tee says what therapy won’t. Loud, fuzzy, and emotionally unpredictable—just like you.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft, slightly unhinged, and just cuddly enough to get away with anything. Lightweight cotton blend with enough stretch for spontaneous flailing.

Design Details:
Fuzzy, hand-drawn monster lettering with bold googly eyes—Muppet energy dialed to eleven with zero chill. Printed with vibrant DTG inks that keep every fuzzy detail intact.

Who It’s For:
Wholesome weirdos, puppet punks, lovable chaos gremlins, and anyone who hugs too hard and blinks out of sync.

Where to Wear:
Theme parks, chaotic households, comedy shows, or while flailing wildly through life like a soft tornado.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

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• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

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