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Not Even Shirt

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ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING

  • 100% cotton.
  • WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
  • FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
  • PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES

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"Absolutely love this shirt — the fabric is excellent and the print is great. Shipped quickly too." — Katie

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Product Description

The answer to everything you don't feel like explaining. Not even mad. Not even sorry. Not even going to pretend to care right now.
This shirt is the shrug you don't have to verbalize — flat, final, and fully done with the conversation. No context needed because none was ever owed.
Two words. Zero follow-up.
Why You'll Love It

Universal sarcastic comeback
Dry Gen X humor
Works for literally any situation
Says everything by saying almost nothing

Where To Wear

Family gatherings that need a buffer
Work meetings you're mentally skipping
Errands, traffic, the DMV
Anywhere a sigh isn't enough

Who It's For

Professional non-reactors
Gen Xers fluent in deadpan
Anyone who's said "not even" out loud this week
People allergic to small talk

Materials

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

Size Chart

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

 

Care

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

mindpop threads promise

MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

Legal / EU Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Not Even Shirt