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Not Even Shirt
The answer to everything you don't feel like explaining. Not even mad. Not even sorry. Not even going to pretend to care right now.
Not Even Shirt
One Price. Every Size.
This shirt is the shrug you don't have to verbalize — flat, final, and fully done with the conversation. No context needed because none was ever owed.
Two words. Zero follow-up.
Why You'll Love It
Universal sarcastic comeback
Dry Gen X humor
Works for literally any situation
Says everything by saying almost nothing
Where To Wear
Family gatherings that need a buffer
Work meetings you're mentally skipping
Errands, traffic, the DMV
Anywhere a sigh isn't enough
Who It's For
Professional non-reactors
Gen Xers fluent in deadpan
Anyone who's said "not even" out loud this week
People allergic to small talk
- 100% COTTON (HEATHER COLORS ARE A BLEND)
- WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
- FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
- PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•
see size chart
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
CARE FOR YOUR CLOTHES. CARE FOR THE PLANET.
FOR BEST RESULTS
• Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on gentle cycle with similar colors.
• Use mild detergent. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach.
• Hang-dry or tumble-dry on low.
• If ironing, use a cool iron inside-out. Never iron the print.
• Do not dry clean.
MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Not Even Shirt