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Only Boring People Get Bored Funny Vintage Typography Tee

$29.95
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ECO- FRENDLY CLOTHING

  • 100% COTTON
  • WATER BASED VEGAN INKS
  • FAIR LABOR ASSOCIATION ACCREDITED SUPPLY CHAIN
  • PRODUCED IN WRAP-CERTIFIED FACILITIES

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✓ MADE TO ORDER
✓ SHIPS IN 2–6 BUSINESS DAYS
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Product Description

A bold vintage retro typography tee with "Only Boring People Get Bored" printed in cream, dark brown, and burnt orange textured lettering with decorative accents on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, 100% cotton (no poly, no heather blends), true to size, size-inclusive. Made to order, DTG printed.

A personal problem you don't have.
"Only Boring People Get Bored" — said with the full conviction of someone who has seventeen unfinished projects and zero regrets.

The line has been around long enough to feel like a fact, and this one commits to it like a manifesto. Vintage retro bold typography, decorative accents, textured lettering in cream, dark brown, and burnt orange — it's got the weight of something that's been true for a long time and knows it. Not a joke that needs a setup. Just a verdict.

Why You'll Love It
- Vintage retro bold typography with cream, dark brown, and burnt orange textured lettering — decorative accents that give the whole thing the authority of a sign someone carved into wood and meant
- The line lands as a compliment to yourself and an assessment of everyone else simultaneously — zero clarification required
- The kind of shirt you put on when you already know what kind of person you are

Fit & Fabric
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, 100% cotton (no poly, no heather blends)
- True to size — size down for a more fitted, tighter look
- Size-inclusive: every size offered is the same price, no upcharge for larger sizes
- Made to order, DTG printed

Who It's For
For the chronically curious, the perpetually occupied, the person with too many hobbies to ever run out of things to do — and a mild impatience for people who don't. Works year-round because this particular personality type doesn't take seasons off. A solid gift for the friend who texts you at 11pm about a new obsession, the coworker who's always mid-project, or the woman in your life who genuinely cannot relate to the concept of having nothing to do. Also: a perfectly valid self-purchase, because sometimes you just need your shirt to say it for you.

Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.

Mood: Unapologetic, a little smug, entirely earned.

Listing copy written with AI assistance.

Materials

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

Size Chart

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Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

 

Care

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean

mindpop threads promise

MindPop Threads creates Gen X-inspired graphic apparel featuring retro nostalgia, sarcastic humor, dark wit, pop culture references, and original artwork. From vintage-inspired graphics and music tees to gaming, Halloween, yoga, and everyday rebellion, our designs are made for people who like their comfort with a side of attitude.

Legal / EU Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Only Boring People Get Bored Funny Vintage Typography Tee